25 Good Movie Quotes

In my book, good movie quotes are pretty damned awesome. You can share your favorite movie quotes with fellow cinema buffs, and having an arsenal of good movie quotes tucked away in your brain is one of the ultimate signs of true film geekdom. The next time there’s a lull in the conversation, try to work in one of the following. They’re guaranteed to liven things up.

1. “You don’t get it, do you? This isn’t ‘good cop, bad cop.’ This is fag and New Yorker. You’re in a lot of trouble.” (Gay Perry from Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang)
2. “If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain’t the kinda pussy to drink it.” (Rory Breaker from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)
3. “Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille.” (Dragline from Cool Hand Luke)
4. “That’s just the way it crumbles … cookie wise.” (C.C. Baxter from The Apartment)

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5. “You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!” (Dark Hemet from Spaceballs)
6. “You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.” (Larmadou Graves from Every Day’s a Holiday)
7. “My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.” (Alvy Singer from Annie Hall)
8. “I hate you, and I hate your ass face.” (Corky St. Clair from Waiting for Guffman)
9. “Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive.” (Jive Lady from Airplane)
10. “Back off, man. I’m a scientist.” (Peter Venkman from Ghostbusters)
11. “I’ve seen me a lot of weird shit in my day, but I ain’t never seen a one-legged stripper. I seen me a stripper with one breast. And I seen me a stripper with twelve toes. I’ve even seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain’t never seen a one-legged stripper. And I’ve been to Morocco.” (The Rapist from Planet Terror)

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12. “Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don’t fall out of the sky, you know.” (Jay from Dogma)
13. “Life is not the amount of breaths you take. It’s the moments that take your breath away.” (Hitch Hitchens from Hitch)
14. “I am going to chop you into 42 pieces.” (Max Cady from Cape Fear)
15. “I’m a reasonable guy. But, I’ve just experienced some very unreasonable things.” (Jack Burton from Big Trouble in Little China)
16. “I am gonna straight-up murder your ass.” (Frank Vitchard from Anchorman)

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17. “I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.” (Cal Naughton, Jr. from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)
18. “Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?” (John Bender from The Breakfast Club)
19. “Wolfman’s got nards!” (Horace from The Monster Squad)
20. “They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.” (Brian Fantana from Anchorman)
21. “There’s only two men I trust. One of ‘em’s me, the other one’s not you.” (Cameron Poe from Con Air)
22. “Never tell me the odds.” (Han Solo from The Empire Strikes Back)
23. “What am I gonna say, ‘I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?’” (Marty from Grosse Pointe Blank)

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24. “Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.” (John Patrick Mason from The Rock)
25. “Don’t worry. He can’t defend himself – he’s got no head.” (Johnny Quid from RocknRolla)

Still can’t get enough of good movie quotes? Then be sure and peruse the following:

Best Movie Quotes – What Are Your Favorite Movie Quotes?

Best Movie Quotes of 2007

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  3. Polprav says:
    October 22, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    Hello from Russia!
    Can I quote a post in your blog with the link to you?

  4. Shane says:
    October 23, 2009 at 10:21 am

    Not a problem. Greetings to all my friends in Russia!

  5. FilmFan123 says:
    November 2, 2009 at 11:02 am

    “Life is not the amount of breaths you take. It’s the moments that take your breath away.” (Hitch Hitchens from Hitch)

    Gag.

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