Archive for Bad Movies

2012 Razzie Awards – Nominees and Picks

Tuesday, February 28, 2012 at 12:15 am

The 2012 Razzie Awards were announced the day before the Oscars, and the actual event will be held on April Fool’s Day. Honoring the worst movies of the previous year, this ceremony marks the 32nd time that Hollywood has officially been called on the carpet for unleashing slipshod goods for the consumption of the general [...]

Terrence Malick Movies

Friday, July 22, 2011 at 11:58 am

Director Terrence Malick once did an uncredited rewrite of Dirty Harry. From what I can tell, that may have been the highlight of his career. Of course, my assessment may seem a bit unfair considering that I’ve only seen one of Malick’s feature films. Not that I have many to choose from, mind you. In [...]

George Lucas Movies

Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 12:14 pm

Films from George Lucas George Lucas movies have made the bearded geek a billionaire in spite of himself. While he’s turned out some of the most iconic films in motion picture history, he’s also proven himself to be maddeningly inconsistent. The same guy who wrote the scripts for Star Wars and Indiana Jones also managed [...]

10 Movies Based on Video Games

Friday, May 27, 2011 at 11:47 am

Films Adapted from Video Games Even though I’m older than I would care to admit, I still enjoy popping in a video game on occasion and mowing down alien invaders or reliving the various battles of WWII. It’s a great way to blow off steam without going on a real-life killing spree, and the worst possible [...]

Movies Starring MMA Fighters

Monday, March 14, 2011 at 10:19 pm

Movies Starring MMA Fighters The world of mixed martial arts continues to grow in popularity, and a number of stars from the UFC, Pride, and other organizations have been featured at theatres and on straight-to-DVD releases. This list serves as a guide to some of these films, although I have to warn you in advance [...]

M. Night Shyamalan Movies

Sunday, February 20, 2011 at 7:39 am

I’ve never been a big fan of M. Night Shyamalan movies. After having a monster hit thanks to the presence of Bruce Willis and a twist ending that caught audiences by surprise, almost all of his subsequent releases have relied on the same gimmick…with increasingly diminishing results. That being said, I still wanted to put [...]

2011 Razzie Nominations

Tuesday, January 25, 2011 at 8:18 am

The nominations for the Golden Raspberry Awards are announced one day prior to the unveiling of the Oscar lineup, with the winners being announced one day before the Oscar telecast. Also known as the Razzie Awards, this annual ceremony has been recognizing the worst that Hollywood has to offer since its creation in 1981. It’s [...]

Worst Movie Titles

Wednesday, May 26, 2010 at 5:50 pm

The worst movie titles manage to confuse and often repel potential customers, resulting in poor box office receipts and diminished careers. I’ve scoured my memory (and the Internet) in order to make this list, but feel free to chime in if you can think of any titles I’ve overlooked. Not coincidentally, most of the films on [...]

13 Good Hollywood Movies for Idiots

Tuesday, February 23, 2010 at 9:55 am

If you like to laugh at dogs humping and men getting hit in the balls, then be sure to check out these 13 good Hollywood movies for idiots. When I say “good,” I mean that the films made a killing at the box office. Otherwise, they were substandard efforts designed to appeal to the lowest [...]

15 Worst Films of the Last Decade

Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 6:55 pm

This list is dedicated to the 15 worst films of the last decade. As you may remember, I did a post the other day on the biggest disappointments in cinema of the last ten years. While there’s a bit of overlap between the two lists, the following films did more than just disappoint…they flat-out sucked. [...]