Lindsay Lohan Quotes – LiLo Quotes

Monday, July 12, 2010 at 4:20 pm

These Lindsay Lohan quotes are an invaluable tool for those who want to pry open the mind of a celebrity and see what’s inside (if anything). LiLo has been making plenty of headlines in recent years, as her innocent image has been shed for one of all-night drinking binges, bisexual romps, and tales of unprofessional behavior. As of this writing, the latest incident resulted in her getting 90 days in jail for violating her parole. Other highlights include missing a flight (and a $150k payday) while shopping for cigarettes in a duty free store, getting arrested for DUI shortly after leaving rehab, accidentally posting her phone number on Facebook, engaging in a high-profile relationship with a female DJ, and showing up to court for sentencing with a manicured middle fingernail reading “F**k U.”

“No potential.” (Lindsay Lohan after reading the script for The Hangover and passing on the role of Jade)

“I want to get married before I’m 30. And I’d like to win an Oscar before then.”

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“Life is full of risks anyway, why not take them?”

“I love my red hair. It makes me spunkier.”

“I feel a bit classier with this hair.” (after becoming a brunette)

“I would go to NYU. I’m a New York girl, and it’s easy to get to London and L.A. from here.” (Lindsay Lohan quote about going to college)

“You need to stop acting like the damn drama queen.” (Lohan to Hilary Duff)

“I love you Hilary Duff!”

“I’m an angel compared to some of my friends.”

“It’s so weird that I went to rehab. I always said I would die before I went to rehab.”

“I don’t like to talk about politics. If you say you’re a Democrat, that’ll turn off Republicans, and that’s half of your fan base.”

“Never say never. The things that you don’t plan are the best. I’m a very spontaneous person.”

“When someone tells me not to do something, I’ll do it more.” (Lindsay Lohan quote about her stubborn streak)

“It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs.” (A statement from Lindsay Lohan about her various addictions)

“My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. But I don’t want to put myself in the position where I’m in a monogamous relationship right now. I’m not dating just one person. Sex and the City changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people.”

“Marriage is a big deal, but who’s to say I’m not going to pull a Vegas and get married to see what it’s like for a minute?”

“Jared [Leto] was so paranoid. He’d always be like, ‘Don’t come over if you’re going to bring 15 paparazzi!’” (Lindsay Lohan commenting on her former relationship with Jared Leto)

“It’s absolute hell. I’m not a bad person, and this is what happens. I was raised to treat people well, and I’m so tired of this drama. They’re making me sound like I’m crazy…I’m the girl that wakes up to feed the dog. It’s not fair…everyone’s turned on me. I’m the victim here. I am so alone.” (Lohan on her breakup with Samantha Ronson)

“When I’m walking down the red carpet and everybody is screaming my name, all I’m doing is worrying that they’re thinking, like, ‘Oh, she didn’t wave at me, she’s such a bitch!’”

“How can you not like Britney Spears?”

“Girls my age dress so much raunchier than I’d ever imagine myself dressing. I understand that I’m a role model, though, and I have to look out for that. I have a 10-year-old sister, too. But you also want to be appealing to guys and stuff, that’s just something girls feel. It’s hard. You want to be that girl that’s unattainable to all the guys because there are so many other girls out there that are like that.”

“It’s flattering that people want to know so much about me and want to take the time to make up that many things about me.”

“The first colored President.” (A Lindsay Lohan quote referring to President Barack Obama)

“I don’t even know how to take a break, because I go crazy. I just sit in a room and I don’t know what to do. I went to the Metropolitan Museum and just sat there. But they didn’t take any pictures of that, which sucks, because that would have been more interesting than pictures of me coming out of a club.”

“I’m not skinny for the wrong reasons. It’s not because I’m bulimic or anorexic or doing drugs. Compared to a lot of actresses my age, I’m actually overweight.” (One of the most disturbing Lindsay Lohan quotes)

“Why would I hang out with you?” (Lindsay’s text reply to Kevin Federline’s invitation to hang out.)

“I’m not going to deny the fact that I’ve tried pot. I hated it.”

“Hopefully people know me for my work – not my car accidents.”

“I’m not doing Playboy, no. Never.” (One of the many Lindsay Lohan quotes from 2004)

“I talk about my impulses with my therapist — I have a shopping problem. I love to shop too much.”

“I don’t want to keep doing all commercial stuff. But timing is everything. I got this one script where this girl wants to join a Latino gang and she gets raped. I can’t be doing that right now. I don’t think that’s appropriate.”

“I did get to work with Anthony Hopkins on The Human Stain. If I ever manage to accomplish a quarter of what he’s achieved, I’ll have had one hell of a career.” (Lindsay speaking about her acting role models)

“I’m not that girl from Freaky Friday any more! I’m a real adult. In fact, I hate children! I hate them all!”

“I was going out with someone and they said I should read Machiavelli and I was like, ‘Nah’, and then I was, ‘Ok, I’ll read it’, and now it is always with me.”

“The biggest misconception is probably that I don’t have my head in the right place.”

“Yeah, I have a dark side. I watched all those videos on Charles Manson for a while.”

“People go to college to find who they are as a person and find what they want to do in life, and I kind of already know that so it would be like I’d be taking a step back or something.”

“I was sick. I had people sit me down and say, ‘You’re going to die if you don’t take care of yourself.’”

“If I dated as many people as they said I have, then I would be dead, because it’s just not possible.”

“I want to go to Egypt and Japan and open orphanages — a chain of them.”

“I hate it when people call me a teen queen. The past year has felt like five lifetimes because I’ve grown up a lot.” (Lindsay Lohan from her days as a teen queen)

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“I have this Playboy book called Redheads, and I was reading all these things about how redheads are more passionate and apparently they’re much more sexual than girls with other hair colors. I think I’m more sexual than my friends. More comfortable in my skin. I’m a sexual person, definitely.”

“It’s hard in L.A. not to go out, it gets lonely. Being an actress is lonely, and I never want to be alone. I hate sleeping alone.”

“I’m Irish-Italian, so I’ve got a really bad temper.”

“I say too much sometimes, but I’m honest, that’s the important thing.”

“I want to get a nomination. I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being ‘the party girl.’ I hate that. I bust my ass when I’m filming and when I have time off, yeah, I like to go out and dance.”

“I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did [during the Korean War], when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It’s so amazing seeing that– one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who’s basically a pinup, which is what I’ve always aspired to be.” (Lohan on her admiration for Marilyn Monroe)

“I want our relationship to be like the one Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio have.” (Lohan speaking about the director of I Know Who Killed Me. One of my favorite Lindsay Lohan quotes.)

“I don’t think people should do anything to be popular. But maybe within reason they can step out of their comfort zones and do things to be more ‘accessible’. Like taking drugs or drinking heavily to be cool.”

So that’s our list of Lindsay Lohan quotes. Some are unintentionally hilarious, some are sad, and others just show LiLo to be an immature girl surrounded by predatory paparazzi. Whatever the case, it’s a fascinating look into the mind of a celebrity. For more of the same, be sure to check out our following links from Only Good Movies:

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