2010 Spike Guys Choice Awards

Monday, June 7, 2010 at 10:55 am

If you’re a fan of boobs, beer, and brawling, then be sure to check out the 2010 Spike Guys Choice Awards airing June 20th at 10P/9C. Featuring a wild-and-crazy style reminiscent of the MTV Movie Awards, the event is now in its fourth year and features a wide array of celebrities letting their hair down and doing things you won’t see them do anywhere else. For example, a previous show featured Brad Pitt referring to Mel Gibson as “sugar tits,” and awards have been handed out in categories ranging from the Brass Balls Award to Best Bush. Fans of The Man Show should be in hog heaven, and hottie Minka Kelly has been quoted as saying, “Anyone can win an Emmy, but not everyone can say they’ve won an award from the network responsible for Ultimate Fighter 5 and Late Night Strip.”

The event has already been held and recorded, but the results are being kept all hush-hush. I do know, however, that Sylvester Stallone will be receiving the Guycon Award for a lifetime of macho roles, and it’ll be presented by none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger (both of whom, coincidentally, appear in the upcoming film, The Expendables). Sandra Bullock will also be receiving the Troops Choice: Entertainer of the Year award, meaning that she was voted the favorite actor by the men and women of the U.S. military.

Now let’s take a look at this year’s nominees for the 2010 Spike Guys Choice Awards, and I’ll even chime in with my picks for the winners (in bold). Feel free to give your own predictions in our comments section.

BIGGEST ASS KICKER
Jack Bauer
vs. Perseus

MOST DANGEROUS MAN
Manny Pacquiao vs. Georges St-Pierre

HOLY GRAIL OF HOT
Zoe Saldana vs. Jessica Biel

UNSTOPPABLE JOCK
Drew Brees vs. LeBron James

HOTTER THAN HELL
Miranda Kerr vs. Brooklyn Decker

GUY OF THE YEAR
George Clooney vs. Zach Galifianakis

TOP FANTASY LEAGUER
Kevin Durant vs. Chris Johnson

HOTTEST “OLIVIA”
Olivia Munn vs. Olivia Wilde (the audience wins either way)

HOT SHOT
Danica Patrick vs. Lindsey Vonn

COMEDY MVP
Ed Helms vs. Tracy Morgan

HOT AND FUNNY
Kaley Cuoco vs. Sofia Vergara

OUTSTANDING LITERARY ACHIEVEMENT
Ozzy Osbourne’s “I Am Ozzy” vs Tracy Morgan’s “I Am The New Black”

DEADLIEST WARRIOR
Robert Downey Jr. as Sherlock Holmes vs. Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man

JEAN-CLAUDE GAHD DAM
Scarlett Johansson
vs. Zoe Saldana

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