Good Nicolas Cage Quotes

Good Nicolas Cage quotes are easy to find, as the affable actor has been appearing in feature films for nearly three decades. His performances in recent years have grown increasingly outrageous, and his choice in material has become the punchline of many an Internet and late night talk show joke. But regardless of his various cinematic stinkers, Nic Cage movies are usually good for at least a few memorable movie lines (intentional or not). In this post, I’ve compiled 35 of his finest uses of the English language.

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Randy: That techno-rock you guys listen to is gutless. (Valley Girl)

Ben Sanderson: I need my drinky. (Leaving Las Vegas)

Roy: Let his greed meet his imagination. (Matchstick Men)

Charlie Bodell: Well, what’s the point of being a teenager if you can’t dress weird? (Peggy Sue Got Married)

Castor Troy: Ready, ready for the big ride, baby! (Face/Off)

Randy: [to Julie after she dumps him] Well fuck you, for sure, like totally! (Valley Girl)

H.I.: I’ll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got. (Raising Arizona)

Cameron Poe: Well, Baby-O, it’s not exactly mai-thais and yatzee out here but… let’s do it! (Con Air)

Yuri Orlov: There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That’s one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11? (Lord of War)

Donald Kaufman: [delighted] I can’t believe I got shot. Isn’t that fucked up? (Adaptation)

Ronny Cammareri: Everything seems like nothing to me now, ’cause I want you in my bed. I don’t care if I burn in hell. I don’t care if you burn in hell. The past and the future is a joke to me now. I see that they’re nothing. I see they ain’t here. The only thing that’s here is you – and me.(Moonstruck)

Joe Enders: What a magical heap of Navajo horseshit! (Windtalkers)

Ben Gates: We have to steal The Declaration of Independence! (National Treasure)

H.I.: I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn’t easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House. I dunno. They say he’s a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused. (Raising Arizona)

Little Junior Brown: You fuck with the bull, you get the horns. (Kiss of Death)

Edward Malus: BITCHES! YOU BITCHES! (The Wicker Man)

Dave Spritz: [thinking] I wish I had two dicks. (The Weather Man)

Frank Pierce: I gotta get a drink. Sobriety’s killing me. (Bringing Out the Dead)

Sailor: Did I ever tell ya that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom? (Wild at Heart)

Tom Welles: I’ll never get tired of hurting you, Eddie! (8MM)

Yuri Orlov: The first and most important rule of gun-running is: Never get shot with your own merchandise. (Lord of War)

Roy: For some people, money is… money is a foreign film without subtitles. (Matchstick Men)

Ben Sanderson: I came here to drink myself to death. (Leaving Las Vegas)

Donald Kaufman: I’m putting in a chase sequence. So the killer flees on horseback with the girl, the cop’s after them on a motorcycle and it’s like a battle between motors and horses, like technology vs. horse. (Adaptation)

Edward Malus: [as bees are being poured onto his head] OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY’RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH! (The Wicker Man)

H.I.: Edwina’s insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. (Raising Arizona)

Yuri Orlov: You’ve got nothing on me, except cuffs. (Lord of War)

Fu Manchu: THIS IS MY MECCA! AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA! (Grindhouse)

Dave Spritz: I mean, I’ll bet no one ever threw a pie at, like Harriet Tubman, the founder of the Underground railroad. I’ll bet you a million fucking dollars. (The Weather Man)

Sailor: I’d like to apologize to you gentlemen for referring to you all as homosexuals. You taught me a valuable lesson in life. (Wild at Heart)

Bill Firpo: In the Firpo family, the man with half a brain is king. (Trapped in Paradise)

Terence McDonagh: His soul is still dancing. (The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call – New Orleans)

Cameron Poe: [upon seeing a Corvette Stingray attached to a flying plane] On any other day, that might seem strange. (Con Air)

Yuri Orlov: They say, “Evil prevails when good men fail to act.” What they ought to say is, “Evil prevails.” (Lord of War)

Terence McDonagh: You don’t have a lucky crack pipe? (The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call – New Orleans)

If this list of good Nicolas Cage quotes has you in the mood for movie quotes, be sure to check out the following posts at Only Good Movies:

• The 100 Best Movie Quotes
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• Best Quotes from 2010 Oscars

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